Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 18, 2026

This site does not track you. It does not collect your data. It does not set cookies. It does not fingerprint your browser. It does not phone home to third-party analytics. There are no ads, no pixels, no beacons, no hidden scripts watching what you click.

You visit. You read. We know nothing about you, but we are deeply appreciative that you stopped by.

What We Collect

Nothing. No names, no emails, no IP addresses, no device identifiers, no browsing behavior. We do not collect personal data. We do not collect anonymous data. We do not collect data, period.

Cookies

None. This site sets zero cookies. Your browser's cookie jar is exactly as empty after visiting us as it was before.

Analytics

None. No Google Analytics, no Plausible, no Fathom, no server-side analytics, no clever workarounds. We don't measure traffic. We don't track pageviews. We don't know how you got here and we don't know when you leave.

Third Parties

We don't share data with third parties because we don't have any data to share. We don't sell what we don't have. We don't rent what we don't have. We don't trade what we don't have.

External Links

This site links to other websites. Once you click one of those links, you're in their house, not ours. We have no control over their privacy practices and make no promises about them. Read their policies.

Children

This site is not directed at anyone under 16. We don't knowingly collect information from children — or anyone else — because we don't collect information.

Changes

If this policy ever changes, we'll update it here and update the date at the top. But the direction of change will always be toward less, not more. The goal is simple — your visit is yours, not ours.

Contact

Questions? Reach us at sayhello@tapiki.com or by mail at Tapiki, PO Box 970944, Waipahu, HI 96797.